Offer Wizard™

Name: Offer Wizard™
Brand: The 3 Hour Creator
Price: 5.00 USD
Rating: 5 (342 reviews)

"Create a 'Take My Money' Offer in 10 Minutes — Even If You Still Don't Know WTF You're Selling"

By Adam Dukes, The 3 Hour Creator

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✓ 10 minutes to clarity

✓ Instant access

✓ No webinars or fluff

The Night I Almost Quit

The smell of Pineapple Air Freshener #4 still triggers mild PTSD.

It was 11:42 p.m. on a Tuesday. My third Uber passenger of the night had just Venmo-tipped me in coins — which I didn't even know was possible — and I was sitting in the parking lot of a Taco Bell drive-thru, convincing myself that a Baja Blast counted as self-care.

I wasn't broke-broke, but I was "refresh Stripe every five minutes to see if someone bought my $27 ebook" broke.

My business looked like my Uber dashboard — short rides, long waits, 4-star reviews.

Then came the F*** It Moment.

What if the answer wasn't more funnels, more content, more chaos?

What if it was less?

Less noise. Less guessing. More clarity.

Three hours later I had a $17 PDF.

Thirty days later it had made $14,305.

Threads Unleashed total sales of $14,305 in first month

Not because it was fancy — because it was clear.

That clarity became Threads Unleashed. And now it's baked into the Offer Wizard™.

(Updated for creators who'd rather do literally anything than build another funnel.)

If you've got a head full of half-baked offers, 17 Google Docs named "New Offer (Final) FINAL," and a soul held together by caffeine and Canva templates...

This might be the most profitable 10 minutes of your year.

You don't need another 97-step funnel diagram that looks like NASA drew it in crayon.

You need one offer that actually sells.

That's what this AI Wizard does.

It helps you build a "Take My Money" offer — complete with name, promise, and price — faster than you can reheat a chicken nugget and question your life choices while staring at the microwave.

No webinars. No content calendars. No $2,000 copywriting gurus who live with their cats (emotionally and physically).

Just clarity, confidence, and one hell of a blueprint.

What You Get

When you grab the Offer Wizard™, here's everything you get — wrapped in caffeine, sarcasm, and instant relief from your chronic case of "Idea Overload Syndrome."

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The Offer Wizard™

Your 10-minute business clarity session — powered by AI, sarcasm, and science. Answer a few questions and get your complete Offer Blueprint with your clear promise, 3 price options, 3 potential names, a 3-step delivery process, and built-in upsell ideas.

Bonus #1

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The Offer Name Generator™

Naming your offer shouldn't feel like naming your child. Get name options that sound fresh, credible, and easy to remember — not like something your cousin Dave would sell from his Facebook group.

Bonus #2

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The Offer Launch Quickstart Template

A one-page 'Launch Map' showing you how to post, email, and promote your new offer — without dancing on Reels or crying in your car. Perfect for introverts and overthinkers.

Bonus #3

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The Offer Sheet Template

A clean, copy-paste Notion/Google Doc layout to make your offer look legit — great for sending to prospects, featuring on your site, or sharing in DMs. Like a sales page for people who hate building sales pages.

Bonus #4

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The 'WTF Am I Selling?' Detox

A 5-minute clarity exercise that helps you erase old, confusing offers from your brain and replace them with one that actually sells. Think of it as Marie Kondo-ing your business — if Marie Kondo swore, drank cold brew, and loved profit margins.

Total Value: $97

Your Price: $5

(Less than two cups of overpriced bean water from Starbucks.)

How It Works

"It's Like Having a Copywriter, a Strategist, and a Business Therapist... All Trapped Inside an AI With a Sense of Humor."

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Step 1: The Brain Dump (a.k.a. 'Confess Your Chaos')

You'll answer a few short questions about who you help, what you sell, and what's keeping your offers buried in digital purgatory. Don't overthink it. Don't proofread. Just type like you're texting a friend who owes you money.

Example: 'Coaches who want consistent clients but hate posting on Instagram.' — Boom, the Wizard's like, 'Got it. Let's fix that.'

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Step 2: The AI Does the Work (Finally)

The Wizard takes your chaotic rambling and builds you a custom Offer Blueprint. It's like your brain, but organized — and without the 3 a.m. existential dread.

✓ Your one-sentence 'Take My Money' promise
✓ 3 names that don't sound like rejected side hustles
✓ A 3-step delivery plan (because nobody's got time for 17 steps)
✓ 3 strategic bonuses to make your offer irresistible
✓ A smart price range based on where you're at

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Step 3: You Copy, Launch, and Sell (The Easy Part)

No funnels. No fancy setup. You grab your Offer Blueprint and start selling — via DM, email, social, or carrier pigeon if that's your vibe. The Wizard gives you the clarity. You bring the confidence. Together, you make money.

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Everything you need to create a 'Take My Money' offer in 10 minutes flat

$297

(Less than two cups of coffee.)

✓ The Offer Wizard™ (10-minute clarity session)
✓ The Offer Name Generator™ (Bonus #1)
✓ The Offer Launch Quickstart Template (Bonus #2)
✓ The Offer Sheet Template (Bonus #3)
✓ The 'WTF Am I Selling?' Detox (Bonus #4)
✓ Instant access (no waiting, no webinars)
✓ Lifetime access to all materials

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⚡ Instant access

☕ Takes 10 minutes

💥 Clarity included. Regret excluded.

🔒 Secure checkout • 💯 Instant delivery • ⚡ No recurring charges

Why This Works

"Because Clarity Sells. Confusion Doesn't."

Let's get brutally honest for a second.

People don't buy the best product. They buy the offer they understand the fastest.

That's it. That's the entire game.

The Harsh Truth:

If your audience has to decode your offer like it's a CIA memo, they won't click "buy."

They'll click away, grab a snack, and end up enrolling in someone else's $997 course because that one sentence just made more sense.

It's not about what you sell.

It's about how clearly you sell it.

And most creators? They're trying to sell fog.

Blurry promises, vague frameworks, buzzwords that sound like a TED Talk sponsored by LinkedIn.

"I help visionary leaders unlock their zone of genius to embody their next level of expansion."

Cool. What does that mean?

"Uhh... transformation."

No one's buying that, Susan.

The Offer Wizard™ Fixes That

Think of it like hiring a kitchen designer for your business... Except instead of granite countertops, you're installing clarity.

When you use the Wizard, you're not getting a generic "10 Tips to Write an Offer" PDF. You're getting a custom, AI-built blueprint that shows you exactly what your unique offer looks like in your business.

"Damn, that's it. That's my thing. I can sell that."

The Wizard gives you your plan, your confidence, and your next move — all in under 10 minutes.

Who This Is (And Isn't) For

"If This Page Offends You, You Probably Need It Most."

✓ This IS For You If...

You've got ideas coming out of your ears, but none of them pay rent. You've got a Google Drive that looks like a digital graveyard.
You hate funnels, sales calls, and 'bro marketing,' but you still want to make real money.
You crave simplicity. You want a business that fits in your life — not a life that bends around your business.
You want something that actually works — without 3 weeks of 'module pre-work.'
You're done chasing hacks. You've bought enough courses to qualify as an angel investor in other people's dreams.

✕ This Is NOT For You If...

You still think 'vibe' is a business strategy. If your main KPI is 'alignment,' this ain't your sandbox.
You can't define what you sell without using the words 'empower,' 'transform,' or 'quantum.'
You want the AI to do everything for you while you watch Netflix. The Wizard gives you clarity. You still have to use it.
You're allergic to finishing things. If you've got 17 tabs open right now and no intention of closing them, maybe circle back later.
You think business should feel like a spiritual journey. If you want to 'manifest clients by moonlight,' go for it — but this Wizard runs on caffeine and logic.

If you're still here, congratulations — you're my people. 🎉

Frequently Asked Questions

"AKA: Let's Calm Your Inner Overthinker Before They Talk You Out of This."

It's an AI-powered tool that asks you a few short questions about your business and spits out a complete offer blueprint — including your promise, name options, pricing, delivery plan, and bonuses. Think of it as a 10-minute business therapy session that actually ends with a plan instead of more questions.

Nope. This works for anyone selling knowledge, services, or digital products — coaches, consultants, freelancers, course creators, content creators, designers, writers, you name it. If you help people solve problems and want to get paid for it, this is for you.

Not at all. If you can type in a Google search bar, you're overqualified. The Wizard is stupid-simple — you answer questions, it gives you answers. No tech skills required.

Yes! That's literally what it's designed for. The Wizard helps you create your first offer from scratch — even if you only have a vague idea of what you want to do. It's perfect for people starting out or pivoting.

Even better. The Wizard can help you refine, simplify, or reposition what you're already selling — or create a new front-end offer that's easier to sell. A lot of people use it to create a "$27 thing" that leads to their main offer.

Yep. Buy it once, use it forever. Run it as many times as you want to create multiple offers, test different ideas, or just procrastinate creatively.

It's $5. If you don't like it, I'll personally Venmo you back (seriously — just email me). But I'm pretty confident you're going to get way more value than the cost of a latte.

You'll get instant access to the Offer Wizard and all the bonuses. No waiting, no email sequences, no "check your spam folder" nonsense. Just click, pay, and start using it immediately.

If it saves you even one hour of overthinking, it's worth it. If it helps you finally launch something instead of "researching" for another three months, it's worth it. And if it gives you the clarity to make your first sale? Yeah, definitely worth it.

No. But it will give you a clear, sellable offer in 10 minutes — which is the first step to making money. The Wizard gives you the blueprint. You still have to build the house.

The "Driveway Clarity" Moment

"Because You Don't Need Another Funnel — You Need a Plan That Works."

You know that weird moment when you pull into your driveway, turn off the car, and just sit there?

No music. No noise. Just... thinking.

That was me, sitting in that 2013 Nissan Altima, half a Taco Bell burrito in my lap, realizing I had no idea what I was selling anymore.

Not because I didn't care — but because I'd been so busy chasing every "next thing" that I'd lost sight of the only thing that ever really mattered: a clear offer that actually helps people.

That's what the Offer Wizard™ gives you.

Not hype. Not hustle. Not another to-do list that ends in burnout.

Just clarity. In ten minutes flat.

The same clarity that helped me go from Uber nights to enjoying the "Every Day Pay Day Lifestyle"

The same clarity that's helped hundreds of creators build simple, profitable, calm businesses they actually love.

Ready to stop overthinking and start selling?

Ready to Get Clear?

10 minutes to your 'Take My Money' offer — just $5

Get Started Now ($5)

🕒 Takes less than 10 minutes 💸 Clarity > Chaos ☕ Cheaper than your coping mechanism

Here's the truth:

If you can't explain what you sell clearly, you can't sell it consistently.

But once you can? Everything else — content, confidence, cash flow — falls into place.

And you can finally close the laptop before dinner without guilt.

Final Thought

You don't need to work harder. You just need to get clear.

Ten minutes from now, you could be staring at your brand-new offer blueprint thinking,

"Oh damn. That's it. That's my thing."

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